Post No. 33: The Defeat Of Internet Fraud!!

TAKE THAT, all of you who denigrate the UN and the awesome power of international cooperation!

So, I woke up to find the following in my Inbox:

Email from United Nation Compensation Fund: Your Atm Card

From:United Nation Compensation Fund<bakakiisima@gmail.com>

To  undisclosed-recipients

The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission,
Our Ref: Wb/Nf/Un/Xx028 United Nations.
(World Bank Assisted Programme)
Directorate Of International Payment And Transfers.
870 United Nations Plaza 20-A New York Ny 10017
Wire Transfer/Audit Unit
Incorporation With African Union {Au},
Federal Bureau of Investigation {Fbi}
And
Financial Intelligence Center (Fic) Uganda.

Greetings to You Dear Email Owner,
Compensation Funds Payment Order Via Atm Card,
This Is To Inform You That Dear Email owner, That We Have Been Working Towards The Eradication Of Fraudsters And Scam Artists In Africa With The Help Of The African Union (Au) The United Nations (UN), European Union (Eu), The International Monetary Fund (Imf), Financial Intelligence Center (Fic) Uganda And Federal Bureau of Investigation {Fbi}. We Have Been Able To Track Down So Many Of This Scam Artist In Various Parts Of African Countries Which Includes (Nigeria, Republic Of Benin, Ghana, Cameroon And Senegal) And They Are All In Government Custody Now, They Will Appear At International Criminal Court (Icc) Hague (Netherlands) Soon For Criminal/Fraud Justice.
During The Course Of Our Investigation, We Have Been Able To Recover So Much Money From These Scam Artists. The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission, The Federal Bureau of Investigation {Fbi} And The International Monetary Fund (Imf) Have Ordered The Money Recovered From The Scammers To Be Shared Among 100 Lucky People Around The World For Compensation. This Email/Letter Is Been Directed To You Because Your Email Address Was Found In One Of The Scam Artists File And Computer Hard-Disk During Our Investigation, Maybe You Have Been Scammed Or Not, You Are Therefore Being Compensated With The Sum Of $1,500,000.00usd(One Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars).

We Have Also Arrested Some Of Those Who Claim That They Are Barristers, Bank Officials, And Lottery Agents Who Have Been Sending You Sms On Your Phone That You Have Won A Lottery Which Does Not Exist. Since Your Email Address Appeared Among The Lucky Beneficiaries Who Will Receive Compensation Funds, We Have Arranged Your Payment To Be Paid To You Through Atm Visa Card. An Atm Visa Card Will Be Issued In Your Name And Your $1,500,000.00 Usd Will Be Loaded Into It, And Delivered To Your Postal Address With The Pin Number, To Enable You Withdraw Your Funds From Any Bank Atm Machine Worldwide.
To Issue The Atm Visa Card, You Are Therefore Advised To Contact The Accountant/Fund Pay-Out officer In Charge Of Your Payment, This Is Because The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission, The Federal Bureau of Investigation {Fbi} And The International Monetary Fund (Imf) And The Government of Uganda Has Chosen Them To Payout All The Compensation Funds To The 100 Lucky Beneficiaries, Because The Atm Visa Card Is A Global Payments Technology That Enables Consumers, Businesses, Financial Institutions And Governments To Use Digital Currency Instead Of Cash And Checks. Kindly Contact the Atm Card Issuance Department Now With the Below Contact Details:

Atm Card Department
Contact Person: ____Dr. Benjamin Mukasa Akello
Country: ___________Uganda
Email :_____________{  drbenjaminmukasaakello@googlemail.com OR unpayoutdepartment@googlemail.com }
Tel :_______________{ +256-706055410}

Contact Him Now For The Processing and Registeration Of Your Atm Card for delivery. As Soon As You Establish A Contact With Him, An Atm Card Will Be Process and Issued To You Immediately Which You Can Use To Withdraw Your Funds In Any Bank Atm Machine, But The Maximum Daily Limit Is $15,000.00 Per Day Because The Card Has Been Upgraded. So If You Like to Receive Your Funds through This Means You’re Advised to Contact ( Dr. Benjamin Mukasa Akello ) With the Following Information as Stated Below:

1. Your Full Name:
2. Address to Register and deliver the ATM Visa Card
3. Your Age:
4. Occupation:
5. Cell/Mobile Number:
6. A Copy of your ID:

The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission and The Imf (International Monetary Fund) Has Also Concluded Every Legal Cost From All The Various Financial Offices To Enable A Successful Delivery Of Your Atm Card Without Any Hitch Or Delay Based On The Agreement Made, Every Beneficiary Is Mandated To Bear The Fixed Cost Of Delivery { $157 dollars } Their Atm Card To Their Designated Address Through {Dhl, Ups or Radiant Express & Logistics Inc} Delivery Company’s And Based On The Fact That Your Atm Card Has Already Been Activated For Instant Use, You Have Only Five Working Days To Send This { $157 us Dollars } For The Delivering Of Your Card, If We Don't Hear From You With The Payment and delivery Information; The Provincial Government Will Cancel and Conficicate The ATM Card For Security Purpose And Your Payment Will Be Withdrawn.

Please Be Warned, As The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission And The International Monetary Fund (Imf) Does Not Instruct Any Other Bank Or Agent In This Payment Except { Dr. Benjamin Mukasa Akello }, Whom We Can Only Give Attention To, And From Now, We Advise You To Stop All The Communications You Are Having With Any Other Agent Or Bank Officials In Europe, Asia And Africa Regarding any Fund or Payments.

Note: The Atm Card Department in person of { Dr. Benjamin Mukasa Akello } Cannot Process The Card Without The Delivery Company’s Fixed Cost of Delivery Which Is $157 Only, Which All Beneficiaries Are Mandated to Bear and Which Is the Only Payment You Will Ask to Make for the delivery process.
Thanks for Your Understanding As You Follow Instructions.
Congratulations!!!

Yours in Services.
Capt. James C. Williams
United Nations, New York
Incorporation with Mrs. Kaikara Elizabeth
Public Information Officer. (Fic) Uganda

How many of us even knew that the UN has an Anti-Crime Commission, a wire transfer and audit division and an Atm Card Department, or that it partners with the International Monetary Fund, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the European Union, the African Union and the Financial Intelligence Center of Uganda, or that the whole operation is helmed by the esteemed Dr. Benjamin Mukasa Akello?

Regardless, it is a pretty sweet deal for beneficiaries (like me!). We get an ATM card loaded with $1,500,000 from which we can draw down $15,000 per day (so it will only take 100 days to get the whole $1.5 million—assuming, of course, there is an available ATM that authorizes $15,000 a day withdrawals for 100 straight days). And all it will cost is $157.

Hurrah for the United Nations!

Huzzah to the powers of international cooperation!!

So why am I sharing this news with you? Because I like you. I respect you. I want to repay you for your unflagging loyalty to this humble website over the almost countless minutes of its existence. I am prepared to transfer to you all rights to my beneficiary Atm card TODAY, and all I require (in advance, of course) is a small payment to cover the related expenses. $500 ought to do it. Cash. No checks. First come, first served.

You are welcome.